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[05 Apr 2005|01:47pm] |
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hello this is my once a month update. i rented harold and kumar go to white castle last week because everyone had been talking about it and there was a sign across a girl's boobs on the cover that said extreme unrated. i haven't watched like... the last twenty minutes of it yet but there are some things that really upset me about this movie. #1) how when they escaped from jail they took that hippie kid's weed, and then drove around with it until they almost drove off a cliff and had to jump out of the car. at this point they didn't even think about the weed, just themselves and kayaked or w/e down the mountain. i spent a good amount of time screaming "GET THE POT" at the tv for no good reason at all. i'm pretty sure if i had that much weed and it was in my car that was about to fall off a cliff, i would make sure that was safe over anything else. for a movie that was supposed to be about getting high, that defeated the whole purpose and really dissapointed me. #2) the movie was supposedly "extreme unrated" when there was nothing extreme unrated about it, unless in the end (which i haven't seen) there's a huge sex scene but somehow i doubt that. i think if you were going to call a movie extreme unrated there would have to be a lot more to it than that, i think there was only four sets of boobs the entire movie. and #3) i think the diarrhea twins scene was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. i mean, who wants to watch two girls playing "battleshits" for twenty minutes? definetly not me. i don't know what kind of people would come up with the concept of battleshits but it really scared me and it was all i could think about until the scene with that boil guy came..... that was really really disgusting. okay well i'm going to stop there because i could seriously go on about this movie forever, but overall it was pretty funny but i probably wouldn't watch it again just because of that one scene where they don't save the weed, it almost made me cry. and one more thing, i <3 jim morrison bye
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[31 Jan 2005|07:53pm] |
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today i was thinking about how boring my life is and how i need to get laid very badly and i decided i would come back and try to get avril to sleep with me, i honestly don't understand how i gave up that opportunity last time i am such an idiot. whoa, i was looking at my friends page and didn't realize i was starting to make coming back a trend, and that bonnie is dating someone else *sigh* i am so depressed. anyway, so how are all of you?
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[21 Oct 2004|04:42pm] |
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hi everyone, sorry for not dissapearing like most of you had hoped but i can't die when avril wants to sleep with me and quinn hits on me all of the time, and not to mention bonnie shows me NAKED pictures of her. did anyone hear how micheal jackson is suing eminem? i don't understand how you can sue someone for pretending they are you and having your nose fall off but maybe that is me. eminem reminds me of this time this guy drew a peanut dancing and singing lose yourself with lyrics like 'you better lose yourself in the peanut'.... i was confused about what it meant and why someone would ever think of that but he looked like the man form of the beast from beauty and the beast and was completely stoned all the time which i think explains it. i deleted the second paragraph of this because if was horrifying..........
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[11 Oct 2004|10:10am] |
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hello my name is jamison and i want to die
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